CINGULAR YOU FUCKING FUCK OF A FUCKER!!!

FUCK YOU CINGULAR!!!


YOU ARE PROBABLY THE WORST NETWORK IN THE WORLD!!!


FIRST OFF, YOU CONTINUALLY POSTPONE THE DELIVERY OF THE PHONE....


THEN YOU FUCK UP OUR PHONE ORDERS CHANGING THE PHONE MODEL FROM A MOTOROLA RAZR V3xx INTO A FUCKIN' LG PHONE WITH A MODEL THAT'S PROBABLY DATING BACK TO THE TIME OF THE CREATION OF HELL..


THEN YOU TELL US THAT WE CAN USE IT.. THEN TELL US WE CANNOT...


THEN WE HAVE TO WAIT TIL FUCKIN' SATURDAY (I THINK THIS MEANS SATURDAY NEXT WEEK) TO GET THE PHONE.

YOUR OPERATORS ARE ALL DUMB HOES!!! FIRE THEM ALL!!!!


I HOPE A GAPING HOLE WILL FORM UNDER YOURF BUILDING AND SWALLOW YOU ALL TO HELL!!! FUCK YOU!!


DO THE WORLD A FAVOR AND POUR ACID OVER YOUR FUCKIN' HEADS!!!!


CINGULAR.. PUTANG INA KAYO.. GAWD.. I AM SOOOOOOOOOOOO FUCKIN' MAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!..

It Was Fun at First.. Now It's Just Fuckin' Annoying

It's really funny that now that Sanjaya is no longer in the running to be America's Next Top Mod..er.. to be the American Idol, people start saying he shouldn't have been voted off. Nice one guys. You are ALL such fuckin' hypocrites!! FUCK!! YOUR HYPOCRISY SURPASSES ANY SEMBLANCE OF SENTIENT MORALITY. GAWD!!

First off, fuckers, you bombast that he should be booted off the show coz he's got no talent. But afterwards he's now like a demagogue in your eyes. WTF?! Have backbones and stick to your statements bitches! I'm 100000000000% sure that majority of the people who now talk non-stop about how sweet and awesome Sanjaya is declared with a passion their hatred towards him when he was still in the running to be ANTM..(America's Next Top Manganganta.. hahahahahahahahahaha.. FUCK!!!)

Second, I was perusing the comments on Rickey.org a while ago.. and there were people who commented that people should ignore the Idol Gives Back shit and just donate money to their charities, are you ready for this? IN SANJAYA'S NAME!!!! WTF?! I quote from the commenters first few sentences.... "IF YOU CAN'T TRUST THEM WITH YOUR VOTES.. HOW THE HELL CAN YOU TRUST THEM WITH YOUR MONEY?" There goes the fuckin' conspiracy theory again people. SANJAYA RECEIVED THE FUCKIN' LOWEST VOTES THAT WEEK.... DEAL WITH IT!!!

I am terribly disgusted by the fact that most of the comments I saw on Rickey's site were all about how boring the show was.. or how stupid it was that no one was eliminated.. or how Sanjaya's non-active participation made the show boring.. the show was meant to be more than that MORONS!! you fuckin' imbeciles!! now I know why the world is suffering such moral and social degradations.. it's because of degenerates like you who have no fuckin' idea of the horrors that these people in Africa and elsewhere face.. ALL YOU WANT IS YOUR SANJAYA!!!!


THE HECK WITH THE WORLD AND HELPING END WORLD POVERTY!!! SANJAYA SHOULD NOT HAVE BEEN ELIMINATED!!!




SHOVE HIM UP YOUR ASSES BITCHES!!

let me just post this for today...


I am confused.


that's it..

The Landlord's Fuckin' AWESOME!! (2 posts today! I'm on a roll!)

VideoGaga

Click the link!

I want to adopt her.

in other news... i think my thighs are as big as a cow... i want to have it invaded by a doctor's suction tube and lipoed!! alas.. i am against liposuction..so that one was just a jest..

I need to exercise!! I've been neglecting that for quite a while now..

Why the fuck are my posts so incoherent nowadays?.. I need a good something to bring my senses back..

Destiny is Rockin' the Cradle!!

Yesterday, after going out on what was the most beautiful day in New York that I have witnessed since I was exiled here, my mum and I had a bit of a chat.

She finally gave in to my implorations. I am no longer to be forced to live my college life out as a miserable nursing student.

HOOOORAY!!

The terms of my involuntary exile that made me convulse like a slut in heat were these:

• As such that I am now in the Land of Opportunity, I must grab the said opportunity by the balls and jerk him off like there's no tomorrow... i.e. Be a nurse so that I can get money to satisfy my" obstinate lifestyle" (yep. my mom said I had an obstinate lifestyle. WTF?!).
• I was going to enroll in the City University of New York's Laguardia Community College because it is sooooooooooooo fuckin' affordable/cheap that paying for it won't require them to sweat blood and sell organs in the black market.
• That once I graduated with an Associate's Degree(A 2 YEAR COURSE!! GAWD!! I NEVER IMAGINED!! MY EGO SHRIVELED LIKE A USED CONDOM), I would work as a registered nurse.

All of these pieces of shit terms came about because the geriatrics in this house thought, with a passion that bordered on ordering me, that just because I am a Filipino I would not be able to rise among the ranks and would forever remian in the cesspools of the rank and file people.

WTF?!

So anyway, since I got a job and the benefits are so fuckin' awesome.. my mom has now changed her mind. And has allowed me to pursue what I really want.. which is in the field of Politics/Diplomacy/Economics..

Finally.. I was like almost going to give up on my supplications.. almost sent my application.. hahahahahahahha!!

Oh..and by the way.. this in no way diminishes my respect for nurses.. It's just that I have no desire to be one.. and so forcing me to become one makes me twitch..

The next hurdle to overcome is now going to be the SATs..

Once that's over... NYU and Columbia... HERE I COME!!!!!

Will You Even Bother? YOU SHOULD!! COZ U LOVE ME!

Last Saturday, one of my closest friends in ze entire world, Ermalyn, celebrated her 18th birthday. Unfortunately for them, I was not in the country to grace the party with my presence. But to make up for the absence, I just sent them a video which I SHALL NOT SHOW YOU GUYS.. hahahahahahahahahaha!!

Anyway, just for the heck of it, let me show you some photographs of the event that I am so fuckin' sad that I wasn't able to go to....

Ermalyn(in orange) the PRINCE.. and Candy (in purple..as always) the PRINCESS of VALENZUELA.. land of the floods and floating fridgiders..

BARAKUDA SORONITY.. Lesbos of the world UNITE!! LONG LIVE THE QUEE...er...KI...QUUEN?!! hahahahahaha!!

I'm glad that Linnaeus is well represented here... someone is trying to return to the fold he left.... TRY HARDER.. FIND THE MISFIT GUYS!!!

**update on the SHOE saga...

I could no longer take the pain as I was "ramping" along 14th street this afternoon. So, wearing my oversized glasses, I passed by this shoe store and bought myself a pair of loafers... i have blisters on my feet.. GGGRRRRR.. FASHION!!!!!

2nd Day Job Blues Non-existent

I just got my $90-worth haircut(Dennise I love you so much!!!!!!!!!!!!!).. and I refuse to let the weather desecrate it in any manner at all. I will wage all-out war against anyone who shall dare to mock me.

I looooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooove my new job. I get paid $12 an hour for 8 hours... FREE FOOD.. FREE BEVERAGES.. FREE SNACKS.. FREE HAIRCUTS.. FREE HAIR PRODUCTS.. HOT CO-WORKERS.. AND OFFICE POLITICS AT IT'S NASTIEST!

Yes ladies and gents.. I work for the Gay Church.. the hair salon. The gym is subordinate to the hair salon.. coz there are gay people out there that dont have gym-bodies.. but no self respecting gay man would EVER have BAD HAIR!!!!!!! Are you with me?! hahahaha

I've just been in it for 2 days and already, drama is afoot.. I'm not involved in it... but the gossiping makes me soooooooo happy.

And there.. they take the science of hair really personally. IT'S LIKE THEIR LIFE!! MYGAWD!! As I was cleaning out their food stuffs, I could not help but overhear their discussions on improving their technique and how they really lust for hairstyling-stardom! *HOORAH!!* PEOPLE PAY HUNDREDS OF DOLLARS (CHACHING!!) just to be able to attend a week-long seminar with Bumble&bumble. (the '.' is included in their name..hahaha!) and get serviced by the Catering staff(hihihihihihi).

The only downside is the lack of color... remember the all-black dress code?.. and the fact that my shoes are hurting my feet like CRAZY!!!! Fashionable shoes, according to Dennis(co-worker DIFFERENT from Dennise), is a luxury we have to give up in that job. My feet feel like they're about to explode and bleed to death.

Make my feet fell better dear (5) readers!! TELL ME YOU LOVE ME(in whatever form..manner or shape.. hahahahahahahaha)!!!--> comments.. emails.. IMs..whatever.. weeeeeehh!! MWAH!

--interjection--
*i need a credit card.. seriously.. I was out looking for a coat a while ago and I found this fabulous Naval Peacoat.... great fit!!!!! I almost died of happiness... Checked the price.. $128.. what I have in my wallet... $120... gggggggrrrrrrr.... MONEY!!!! GIMME MONEY!!

The Science of Hair and Hard-ons

Guess who's gonna get free haircuts worth $90!!! hahahahahaha!!

The idiot who didn't get that should be sentenced to eternity cleaning FatBastard's toilet.

Yeah, smart dude! ME!!

I'm now an employee of Bumble&Bumble, the salon I was refering to in my "Price I Gotta Pay" post. And free haircuts and products are just some of the perks. Gawd. That sounds SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO gay.

The fundraising thing was not working. My body paid the price for standing outside all day in the moody New York weather.

So I left. Ergo, I am an office-buddy. Fuck. I thought I was an outdoors guy. gggrr. Sad though.. I love helping kids...

So to prepare for my new venture, I went shopping today to be able to comply with the dresscode. ALL BLACK. Yeah yeah. I know. I said people who wear all-black stuff are losers. But before you chastise me for it, let me just say that it is not my choice. It is a required thing.

SUE ME!

I need a credit card.

Let me itemize what I "owe" my rents...

1. Black chino pants(Urban Outfitters)- $48
2. Black military long sleeved-shirt(Urban Outfitters)- $29
3. Black solid polo(American Eagle)- $24.50
4. Black long-sleeved sweater(ExpressMen)- $20
5. Black long-sleeved casual buttoned shirt(H&M)- $20

I am starting to be sick of black. I NEED MONEY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Anyone wanna gimme money? GIMME GIMME GIMME!!!!

Oh! and a baby! While I was in the trains a while ago, there was this baby that kept saying "hat..hat..hat..hat..house..house.."

He was sooooooo cute I wanted to eat him.. hihihi..

*End of Verbal Diarrhea*

here's the paperbag that caught my attention. Boy, Abercrombie and American Eagle sure know how to tickle people's fancy. What do you say about this bag, eh? Methinks he's getting, or thinknig of getting a blowjob.

Le Nerd is Back!!

The Museum of Sex: Dedicated to the exploration of the history, evolution, and cultural development of human sexuality.

It's in 233 5th Ave., New York, NY 10016

I just LURV New York.

Took this picture yesterday as I was on my way midtown. I didn't go in for 2 reasons.. ONE.. it was closed. TWO.. I don't have enough street cred yet. Let me go around first.. hihihihi.

Ok. Enough of Slutinella. Today marks the re-awakening of Le Nerd.

Let me ask you, dear readers(especially the guys), a question. When you see a man, what parts of him do you look at?

A recent study conducted by marketing researchers showed that while women just usually stare at the faces of men, men look at the face and the crotch area.

Here's a photograph with a "stare-scale" to accentuate my point.

I think the photograph speaks for itself. That's not blood you see there ladies and gentlemen. The baseball player did not cut his cock off. That is the amount of stares at his crotch that this baseball player got from men.

Now, I know why gay guys and bisexual people would look at that. (giggles) but why would straight men do that too? The study apparently encompassed all sexual orientations so gays, bis and straights all looked at BaseBall player's crotch.

My theory is that they wanna see if they have the bigger one.

Again, that's just my opinion. What are your thoughts on this?

The Saga Continues

i will be updating soon guys and gals. I am just soooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo tired.

For the meantime, let me titilate you with another Pedj and Kelly video. THEY ARE JUST SO FUCKIN' CUTE!!!!



and they're only 19(pedj) and 18(kelly)!! gggrrr.. I frikkin' look like a 12 year old. Why the fuck is it that Asians look soooooooooooo juvenile? I have been mistaken on the streets as a 14 year old to be totally honest.. GGGRRR... and their blog gets up to 3,000 comments a post.

Why the fuck are they straight?? wehehehehe..

SPICE GIRLS!! hahahaha!! I should've guessed that I would turn out to be non-heterosexual when I became engrossed with their music.. hahahahahahahahaha!!

EUROPORN!!!!

JE SUIS DANS L'AMOUR!!!!!!!!!

I wasn't supposed to blog today. But when I came across this awesome awesome video, I knew I had to muster all iota of mental energy I could and broadcast it to my 5 readers. LOOOOOOOL.

EUROPEAN PORN AT ITS BEST!! EuroPorn beats out AmericanPorn by 1000000%. hahaha!! Take that AmericanPornographicIndustry!! I just love Europe. It's a land of history, of beauty and of hotness!! The people are so dang hot!!!!

ESPECIALLY THE FRENCH!! I met 5 french dudes last week in the streets of New York and they were all nice! I like dropped whatever I could drop coz they were soooooooo fuckin' sexy. GAWD!! hotflash in the middle of midtown mahattan!!!!!

WATCH THIS VIDEO FOR YOUR DOSE OF EUROPORN!!!!!!

hahahahaha!!DID ANYONE REALLY FUCKIN' BELIEVE THAT I WOULD PUT REAL PORN ON MY BLOG?!!!! HELLO!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! These 2 are French Blog superstars Pedj and Kelly. THEY ARE ALL THE RAVE IN THE FRENCH BLOGGING COMMUNITY. They are like the root of couple blogging in the gay community in Europe; the big brother of what many filipino-queens now drool over, tiggah and pooh. LOL. BUT... THEY'RE BOTH STRAIGHT!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Their eyes reak love and sex. LOOOL!! It seeps through their pores!!!!!! AND THEY'RE STRAIGHT!! new level!! hahaha!

And the last lines of the song.....

[Aladdin] Ce reve bleu ... This blue dream
[Jasmine] Ce reve bleu ... This blue dream
[Aladdin] Aux mille nuits ... At the thousand nights
[Jasmine] Aux mille nuits ... At the thousand nights
[Aladdin] Qui durera ... Which will last
[Jasmine] Pour toi et moi ... For you and me
[Jasmine et Aladdin] Toute la vie ! All our lives!!

FUCK!!!!!!!!

I was all smiles when I watched this video. GAWD!! I LOVE THE FRENCH!!!! I want to make babies with them!! And I'll call my son Luc Alistair Rinalde or if it's a girl, Marie Dominique DelaCroix. LOOOOOL!!

THEY'RE BOTH HOT... But Pedj (the brown haired one) is SOOOOO frikkin' "fuck-me-im-an-artiste"!!

If you could understand French (i could understand like....words and phrases) visit their blog at pedjkelly.skyblog.com

VIVE LE FRANCE!!!!

Just a Man and His Will to Survive

"Risin' up, back on the street
Did my time, took my chances
Went the distance, now I'm back on my feet
Just a man and his will to survive..."


I feel so morose.

I have never felt so inadequate.

I feel like such a failure.

"So many times, it happens too fast
You change your passion for glory
Don't lose your grip on the dreams of the past
You must fight just to keep them alive"


I feel like I am a degenerate.

I wanna crawl into a hole.

I feel like a fucker in Dante's Seventh Circle of Hell.

Help me Mary, Virgin Mother of God.

Sing with me guys..

"It's the eye of the tiger, it's the cream of the fight
Risin' up to the challenge of our rival
And the last known survivor stalks his prey in the night
And he's watchin' us all in the eye of the tiger"

weeeehh!!

My blog is turning out like a wreck! Will make ammends this weekend.. if I have enough mental energy to do so.