THE CAMPAIGN TO STOP SUCKING (A LOT OF) COCK

hahahahaha!! I fuckin' love this video!! hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!! Ummm... anyone else wanna do the dirty deed? hahahahahahahahahaha!!

But speaking of dropping to one's knees and servicing......

the New York Post reported last Thursday that having oral sex with more than 6 partners increases the chance of getting throat cancer.

I can't fuckin' find my copy of the New York Post (which I religiously buy everyday en route to work at 6:00 am..hahahahahaha.. who knew I would ever subscribe to the Post over the Times?? hahahahahaha) I'm gonna provide you with the quote from USATODAY..

"Researchers have linked oral sex to a type of throat cancer, saying that those who engaged in the sexual act with more than six partners over the course of their lifetime were nine times more likely to develop oropharyngeal cancer"

NINE FOLD?!!!!

Tsktsktsk..

I am aghast.

It also says that oral infection of Human Papillioma Virus (the virus that CAUSES CERVICAL cancer) can cause throat cancer IRRELEVANT of tobacco and/or alcohol use. That means that you can smoke and drink all you want and still have LESS risk factors than giving someone a blowjob.

Now what is the HPV? Well, the HPV is a DNA-based virus that infects the skin and mucuous membranes.. they usually cause warts.. (EEEEEEEEEEEEEEWWWW!!)

hahahaha.. I can't stop laughing..

Just something to think about the next time (guys and gals) you decide to service someone.. hahahahahahahahahahaha..

Le Nerd is Back!!

The Museum of Sex: Dedicated to the exploration of the history, evolution, and cultural development of human sexuality.

It's in 233 5th Ave., New York, NY 10016

I just LURV New York.

Took this picture yesterday as I was on my way midtown. I didn't go in for 2 reasons.. ONE.. it was closed. TWO.. I don't have enough street cred yet. Let me go around first.. hihihihi.

Ok. Enough of Slutinella. Today marks the re-awakening of Le Nerd.

Let me ask you, dear readers(especially the guys), a question. When you see a man, what parts of him do you look at?

A recent study conducted by marketing researchers showed that while women just usually stare at the faces of men, men look at the face and the crotch area.

Here's a photograph with a "stare-scale" to accentuate my point.

I think the photograph speaks for itself. That's not blood you see there ladies and gentlemen. The baseball player did not cut his cock off. That is the amount of stares at his crotch that this baseball player got from men.

Now, I know why gay guys and bisexual people would look at that. (giggles) but why would straight men do that too? The study apparently encompassed all sexual orientations so gays, bis and straights all looked at BaseBall player's crotch.

My theory is that they wanna see if they have the bigger one.

Again, that's just my opinion. What are your thoughts on this?

Me Likee..

I got a lot of fantasies. A LOT. Like hot, sweaty Library Sex. LOL. In the dark aisles where no one goes to read anything except for the nerds- the textbook section. LOL.

But something piques my fancy more than that. And it's not really physical. It's more than that...I've always wanted to be called Querida.. LOL

Which brings us to TeleNovela#2... "La Usurpadora" The Usurper in English, L'usurper in French, and Ang Mang-aagaw in Tagalog.

Gabriella Spanic (Gawd I looooooooooooove her name!) stars as both Paola and Paulina. Two sisters separated at birth. Paola (you just know by her name that she's the bitch) grows up in luxury, and Paulina in poverty. Destiny seems to reunite the two when Paola vacations with her lover at the hotel where Paulina works as a maid. She then forces Paulina to take her place as Paola Braccho so she (the true Paola) could go touring around the world with her DirtyOldMan benefactor.

All goes well in the Braccho household. Paulina, falling in love with Paola's hubby, fills the mansion with affection and warmth. But just as everything is going smoothly, Paola decides to come back.

BITCH.

here's the entrada of the telenovela. Gawd, I thought after MariMar and Maria la del Barrio(which I will feature next time) RPN would no longer have any good telenovelas. But this one really took me and my family for one heck of a ride.

Where Have the Little Children Gone?

As children, we have always thought optimistically. Our heads in the clouds, full of idealism and energy...

My Czech friend, Klimo, asked me how I was. And I told him I was frustrated, disappointed, and most of all, sad. He asked me why. I told him...

I was able to catch this video in YouTube and it reminded me of how I, and a billion other people felt during the celebration of the 2nd Millenium..

I had such high hopes back then. Even as a 10 year old, I already saw the blight and entropy that the world was rife with. And I thought to myself, maybe, with the fete and festivities that came along with the 2000th year of modern covilization, that maybe, the world would start to become a better place to live in. Wars and strife would end. The diaspora of many a people would finally come to a halt, equity and the end of discrimination would start to reign. I had my hopes up. Im sure a lot of young ones did too.

The fireworks and the hooplah heralded the coming of a new era of peace and prosperity... Or so we thought.

As the years went on, I forgot about that time. I forgot about how happy and anticipative I was. I became part of the mindless world machine who think of themselves, and their self-progression only.

But when i watched this video, it all came back to me. But now, it's no longer hope, but despair. Despair and forlornness as to why things are still practically the same.

Racism is still prevalent. Sexism and looksism, even ageism are still hooked like leeches on humanity. Wars are still afoot. The Middle East is still a hodgepodge of tension. Africa is still engulfed with poverty. The world powers are still somewhat indifferent to global problems that need immediate attention and intervention. And the Philippines, ang aking bayang minamahal, is still in the cesspools of the third world.

I ask now, "where has the hopeful kid gone?"

Seems like the "tomorrow in our hands" has fallen prey to insidious greed and apathy. Did our conviction and drive die along with the noise after January 1, 2000?

I guess we're all to blame, coz we still haven't made the effort to reach the pinnacle goal of Y2K...

Is it too late for me to raise my little flags, white and the rainbow, and say.. "WORLD PEACE!"?

I hope not.. for it is my opinion that everything grows from that root. World Peace isn't an end..it's the means.. prosperity springs from it, so do happiness, contentment and unity.

Or I may just be some coot who can't get his head off the clouds and back to earth.

They say hope springs eternal. But somehow, I find that my hope is thinning out, lost in the menagerie that is the world today.

You must hold on and dream of a place that is safe, peaceful and free
through a thousand years and more, let it be
a bright new world that shines
with love for humanity
a world that's whole for you and me

.

Prosthetics Needed Immediately

I chanced upon this video while I was browsing DListed.com, a sort-of Perez Hilton-esque site for celebrity gossip....

(Via DListed.com)

**The attempt on my life has left me scarred...and deformed...

HAHAHAHAHAHA.. *tententenenenenten tenenenenten tenenenen......!!*

**I watched this at 12midnight and I was laughing so hard my mom and my dad and my tito woke up and rushed to my room because they all thought something was wrong with me..



Yes.. something is wrong... WITH the world!!..LOL LOL LOL!!!.. WHERE IS THE HUMANITY??!!!

And He Shall Henceforth be Called, COMMENTATOR!

Let me introduce you guys to my new blogging companion. He came all the way from Planet Zebulon...

Ladies and Gentlemen., it is my honor to present to you....

The candidates for Binibining Pilipinas 2007!

Ay mali!..hehehe.. take 2!!

Ladies and Gentlemen., it is my honor to present to you....

The Alien with an afro!

Uhh...Are you channeling "Bring It On" again?

You phony...

Anyway, he will be joining us from time to time. Unfortunately, he can't be with us always as he still has to do his duties to his race, which is to enslave all of humanity. But he promised to stop by once in a while if he's taking a break from pillaging the earth and turning mankind into mindless drones whose only purpose is to serve malevolent extra-terrestrial overlords.

Snaps for the Alien with an Afro!! *snaps snaps!!*

Présentation du Nerd

Let me set the premise for the use of this blog.

In a way, I have grown tired and worn-down by the amount of energy I put out in each and every entry on my previous blog. I felt like I had to really push the envelope, in terms of zeal in all my posts. As the Laws of Physics state: Energy can only be transformed, never destroyed nor created. The process has left me in a quasi-dulled state.

So, I created this new avenue, where I can still promulgate the mechanations of my mind. But this time, in a simpler, yet more opinionated manner.

I did it for myself... but I do hope that you'll still accompany me, dear reader, as I explore the enigma that is ze nerd in me...