It Was Fun at First.. Now It's Just Fuckin' Annoying

It's really funny that now that Sanjaya is no longer in the running to be America's Next Top Mod..er.. to be the American Idol, people start saying he shouldn't have been voted off. Nice one guys. You are ALL such fuckin' hypocrites!! FUCK!! YOUR HYPOCRISY SURPASSES ANY SEMBLANCE OF SENTIENT MORALITY. GAWD!!

First off, fuckers, you bombast that he should be booted off the show coz he's got no talent. But afterwards he's now like a demagogue in your eyes. WTF?! Have backbones and stick to your statements bitches! I'm 100000000000% sure that majority of the people who now talk non-stop about how sweet and awesome Sanjaya is declared with a passion their hatred towards him when he was still in the running to be ANTM..(America's Next Top Manganganta.. hahahahahahahahahaha.. FUCK!!!)

Second, I was perusing the comments on Rickey.org a while ago.. and there were people who commented that people should ignore the Idol Gives Back shit and just donate money to their charities, are you ready for this? IN SANJAYA'S NAME!!!! WTF?! I quote from the commenters first few sentences.... "IF YOU CAN'T TRUST THEM WITH YOUR VOTES.. HOW THE HELL CAN YOU TRUST THEM WITH YOUR MONEY?" There goes the fuckin' conspiracy theory again people. SANJAYA RECEIVED THE FUCKIN' LOWEST VOTES THAT WEEK.... DEAL WITH IT!!!

I am terribly disgusted by the fact that most of the comments I saw on Rickey's site were all about how boring the show was.. or how stupid it was that no one was eliminated.. or how Sanjaya's non-active participation made the show boring.. the show was meant to be more than that MORONS!! you fuckin' imbeciles!! now I know why the world is suffering such moral and social degradations.. it's because of degenerates like you who have no fuckin' idea of the horrors that these people in Africa and elsewhere face.. ALL YOU WANT IS YOUR SANJAYA!!!!


THE HECK WITH THE WORLD AND HELPING END WORLD POVERTY!!! SANJAYA SHOULD NOT HAVE BEEN ELIMINATED!!!




SHOVE HIM UP YOUR ASSES BITCHES!!

The Landlord's Fuckin' AWESOME!! (2 posts today! I'm on a roll!)

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I want to adopt her.

in other news... i think my thighs are as big as a cow... i want to have it invaded by a doctor's suction tube and lipoed!! alas.. i am against liposuction..so that one was just a jest..

I need to exercise!! I've been neglecting that for quite a while now..

Why the fuck are my posts so incoherent nowadays?.. I need a good something to bring my senses back..

Me Likee..

I got a lot of fantasies. A LOT. Like hot, sweaty Library Sex. LOL. In the dark aisles where no one goes to read anything except for the nerds- the textbook section. LOL.

But something piques my fancy more than that. And it's not really physical. It's more than that...I've always wanted to be called Querida.. LOL

Which brings us to TeleNovela#2... "La Usurpadora" The Usurper in English, L'usurper in French, and Ang Mang-aagaw in Tagalog.

Gabriella Spanic (Gawd I looooooooooooove her name!) stars as both Paola and Paulina. Two sisters separated at birth. Paola (you just know by her name that she's the bitch) grows up in luxury, and Paulina in poverty. Destiny seems to reunite the two when Paola vacations with her lover at the hotel where Paulina works as a maid. She then forces Paulina to take her place as Paola Braccho so she (the true Paola) could go touring around the world with her DirtyOldMan benefactor.

All goes well in the Braccho household. Paulina, falling in love with Paola's hubby, fills the mansion with affection and warmth. But just as everything is going smoothly, Paola decides to come back.

BITCH.

here's the entrada of the telenovela. Gawd, I thought after MariMar and Maria la del Barrio(which I will feature next time) RPN would no longer have any good telenovelas. But this one really took me and my family for one heck of a ride.

Turned Me Into the Queen of Spain

Do you remember the shows you watched when you were a kid? Some say Looney Tunes or Disney characters. Well, Bugs Bunny and Mickey Mouse are great and all, but when I was a wee little boy, we didn't have cable. So no Looney or Disney for me.

Yeah, there was Power Rangers (which I have to admit, I really, really liked) But there were other shows that made me tune in everyday. School was never going to be an obstruction. Homework could always be set aside for 30 minutes to an hour.

Spanish TV hit Manila like a fuckin' tsunami. I was really enamoured by it. It was sooooo sexy and sooooo tense that I wasn't able to stop talking about it for a loooooooong time. My mom and our household helper back then were full of me asking this and that and commenting about this and that as well.

It was so huge that even Zebulon got it. So we got our little green, ghetto friend.

So let's take a journey back, shall we?

altogether now...

Thalia fever hit the Philippines with MariMar. And my golly, it was a phenomenon! Who could forget Sergio? Angelica? Perfecta? PULGOSO THE TALKING DOG!! Who did not fall for the little, sweet, innocent girl from the beach who was abused and totured by Angelica for falling gaga over her stepson, Sergio; who suddenly turned out to be the heiress of Club Valle Encantada? See?! I still remember the details!

I was in the first grade then. And I was gaga over MariMar. I was strangely drawn to Sergio though, and I couldn't understand why. LOOOOOOOL!!

My favorite scene in the entire series was when Thalia finally got her revenge on Angelica. Do you guys remember when Angelica told MariMar to get the bracelet that Sergio gave her, from the mud using her mouth? Well, MariMar got rich, bought Angelica's hacienda, and told her that if she wants it back, she must get the deed from the pool of mud with her mouth.. GAWD!! REVENGE AT ITS FINEST!! AYLUVET!!!

Here's the video of the scene. It's in Spanish. But you can feel the hatred and the satisfaction and all the other emotions seeping through the dialogues.

I remember waking up at 4am just to watch when Thalia arrived in the Philippines. People were going crazy like it was the pope who arrived.

When the series ended, I felt like it was an end of an era. I asked God what would fill my weeknights... I felt so empty all of a sudden. LOL. Good thing RPN rode the SpanishWave like a crackwhore on crack. I'll be featuring them in the coming days.. :P

HOTTIE of the WEEK: Thalia. Wherever you are, you are still FAB!!

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so you now know what first turned me over the other team.. LOL!

and speaking of that shit.. another 'WTF?!' conversation overheard in New York...

There's Nothing Rational about Desire

Very gay man: I have to go buy some Crisco -- I have a date tonight.
Straight guy: I don't understand how you can not be interested in a nice set of tits and a wet vagina.
Very gay man: I don't understand how you can not be interested in a big throbbing cock!
Straight guy: Because I already have one.
Very gay man: Let me see!
Straight guy: No!

--Washington Square Park

Overheard by: Big Larry

via Overheard in New York, Mar 12, 2007